Before I begin, I would once again like to take this opportunity to thank the other contributors to the site who devoted their own very valuable time and resources to the Official Episode Summary & Review portion of the site this year. This was a new feature for Season 7, and from the start I knew that it would kill me to try and handle this content plus everything else every week. So to Ivanhoe, johanley, Kat, Avery and JustABill, who all threw down at least one OESR this season, you have my eternal gratitude. I’m indebted. Now, let’s get on with it …
Summary
We left off at the end of the first hour of the finale with Jack having just escaped Tony and Fake Lawyer’s clutches by pulling a Nina, slaughtering their team of evil doctors with a scalpel and busting out into the sunrise. We pick up at the beginning of the second hour with Renee, Kim and Chloe desperate for the computer Kim recovered from Fake Lawyer’s hippie henchman to yield some kind of lead on where Jack might be. Cut to Jack breaking into a storage unit adjacent to Fake Lawyer’s shadowy lair, where he finds an array of taxi cabs ripe for the hotwiring. But before he can make his escape, Tony busts in shooting, putting a few holes in the gas tank of one of the cabs, causing gasoline to pour out all over the floor. Jack hits the automatic door control device to lower the door back down and Tony rolls out of the way just in time. This is a mere inconvenience for Almeida, who gets himself a forklift and uses it to force the door open. Jack spots a cache of flares on a table nearby (is it SOP for cabs to carry flares, I wonder?) and decides to blow them both to hell by tossing a lit flare into the gasoline pool. Tony, however, gets to Jack in the nick of time and knocks the flare a safe distance away from the gasoline. Jack, weak and fatigued, tries valiantly to crawl towards the flare, but Tony easily overpowers him and knocks him out with the classic Krav Maga chop to the neck — The Tony equivalent of the Bauer Sleeper Hold. He drags Jack by the feet back to Fake Lawyer’s shadowy lair.
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