The Principles of Almeidaism are back! This is the second edition of the Principles, which have been updated and revised to reflect the evolution of the character and our views since they were first drafted. I got tired of people whining about why they’re gone and where they are, so here you go. Now leave me alone. 
Just kidding.
Hate to burst your bubble, but isn’t rule number 1 and 7 more or less the same?
And what bubble would that be, Ivanhoe? The Principles are a parody. Rule 1 parodies the “you shall have no other Gods” and rule 7 parodies the “you shall not commit adultery”. I’ve adjusted Rule 7 to make it less similar, but there was no need to be snarky about it.